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Giant Robot Llamageddon

by Josh Goodman

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1.
One Giant Step For Llama 00:52
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2.
The Weapon of Tomorrow 02:44
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Tomorrow's a Sunday, and we've got plenty that's on our list of things to maybe worry about We can all run out and shout about the weapon of tomorrow weapon of tomorrow it's a great big, maybe, meltdown. catastrophe Or maybe it's nothing. wait and see tomorrow's a fun day, and we've got plenty that's in our plans goat yoga. Schnitzel with sauerkraut Until we all forget about the weapon of tomorrow weapon of tomorrow it's a great big, maybe, meltdown. catastrophe Or maybe it's nothing. wait and see It's in the news and everyone is up in arms with picket signs and amplified opinions, plastered with conviction tomorrow's a someday and we've got plenty that's on our minds, (tomorrow) and then there's yesterday eventually we think about the weapon of tomorrow weapon of tomorrow it's a great big, maybe, meltdown. catastrophe Or maybe it's nothing. wait and see
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Hold My Nuts 02:52
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Hold my nuts they're unsalted and mixed you can have the almonds and cashews too hold my nuts - I insist if that's what you're into There was a very kind woman on the bus last week and we talked about some geeky things we came to a conclusion that to rule them all, you only really need one ring it was then I knew she would be my friend I like to share things that I like too Hold my nuts they're unsalted and mixed you can have the almonds and cashews too hold my nuts - I insist if that's what you're into There was a really cool guy at Target today I met him in the cat litter aisle we both agreed that when you scoop the poop, the smell makes it hard to smile it was then I knew that he would be my pal I like to share things that I like too Hold my nuts they're unsalted and mixed you can have the almonds and cashews too hold my nuts - I insist if that's what you're into Most people love my nuts, but I always caution they're high in calories I never want to pull them out to someone with allergies Hold my nuts they're unsalted and mixed you can have the almonds and cashews too hold my nuts - I insist if that's what you're into
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Pre-GRL 02:05
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It started as a modest plan, laid out with the best intentions in mind to build a talking transistor radio that could open up Venetian blinds but they got too ambitious they took it too far quickly it turned into a cupholder to be installed in electric cars and it would heat your coffee it would chill your tea it would translate your thoughts in Greek, and send them to your neighbors but nobody wanted that and so they shut the whole thing down They kept on tinkering wiring circuits and welding plates they built a monstrosity then that metal-bound monster escaped it'll heat your coffee it'll chill your tea it'll translate your thoughts in Greek, and send them to your neighbors but nobody wanted that and so they shut the whole thing down
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GRL3 - Tom 00:18
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Giant Robot Llamageddon 04:06
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I've got my bags for the weekend gonna treat it like a getaway I've got the sci-fi, I've got the fantasy things to read, and the Yerba mate they say get out, while you still can it's rolling in the interstates are lined with panic this is how the end of time begins from up high in a helicopter I see them trample over Monterey making mechanical noises that could be laughter it sounds like disarray I've got my bags packed for the weekend complete with llama repellent spray I've got the crosswords. I've got the Oreos So much fun in our dying days they say get out, while you still can it's rolling in the interstates are lined with panic this is how the end of time begins from up high in a helicopter I see them trample over Monterey making mechanical noises that could be laughter it sounds like disarray Giant robot llamageddon 40 feet high, so you can't pet them look out for the droppings from above giant robot llamageddon who made these beasts, and then upset them? surely it's a madman's labor of love
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When Disaster Strikes 02:31
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we've seen a lot of real tough times these last few years we've had some laughs. we've cried some tears everyone knows when the hurricane hits what the people need everyone knows they need paper towels everyone knows when the fire burns what the people need everyone knows they need to rake the leaves everyone knows when the KKK runs a woman over with a car at a rally with a great divide there are fine people on both sides everyone knows shots fired in church when people die everyone knows they need armed guards inside
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GRL3 - Leslie 00:30
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Acronym Man 02:48
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everyone likes him well enough. that is, at first it starts with LOL, but it gets worse he only speaks in acronyms so nothing he says makes any sense "Hi. how are you doing. and what's the time?" is just HHAYDAWTT Acronym Man, please go easy I can't figure this out at all Acronym Man, just give me a sentence give me a word, and you can give me a call He gave me ESIZWCP Elephants sit in zoos where children play I gave him DAMIO TUITMAD Dammit, Acronym Man In order to understand, it takes me all day Acronym Man, please go easy I can't figure this out at all Acronym Man, just give me a sentence give me a word, and you can give me a call He gave me SIFIT CWYLK Sorry I farted in the car with you last week I gave him DAM ICHB Dammit, Acronym Man I could hardly breathe Acronym Man, please go easy I can't figure this out at all Acronym Man, just give me a sentence give me a word, and you can give me a call
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Walk Through Walls 02:40
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All my friends can do cool things, like floating up in the sky My roommate, Pete, shoots photon beams right out of his left eye and I want to do the cool things too But I walk through walls and it ain't no use whatever I phase through, I can't get through to you My best friend - she can time travel she brings me things back from tomorrow my dog shape shifts into a pencil, and it just fills me with sorrow and I want to do the cool things too But I walk through walls and it ain't no use whatever I phase through, I can't get through to you I can't convince you otherwise you are resolved to a senseless shame I point the finger at you. You point the finger at me we got plenty to blame My neighbor stretches out his arms, and he can stretch his pony tail his hair is so majestic, whenever it stretches to grab the mail and I want to do the cool things too But I walk through walls and it ain't no use whatever I phase through, I can't get through to you I make up a spreadsheet with my statistics I've got them cited in MLA backed by the leading experts, who all confirm just what I say but you shake your head and walk out out the door with illogical man whose power is making you believe just any stupid thing you can and I want to do the cool things too But I walk through walls and it ain't no use whatever I phase through, I can't get through to you
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Damn You, PerfectMan 02:44
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people say I'm a villain they don't appreciate my talents the way they should they think I'm a common criminal like I should wear tights and stand for something good people fear my presence when I'm only out to grab some supper before I can explain, they run and make a scene like I'm there just to make them suffer and they call perfect man in the middle of my burger and fries he hits me with a sucker punch and they all cheer for my demise yeah they all cheer perfect man the muscle brain bully with the spray on tan I just wanted my dinner tonight damn you, perfect man it's all a misunderstanding a super villain who looks like me did some things they were awful and stupid but we have the same sweater. the same color green and they call perfect man in the middle of my burger and fries he hits me with a sucker punch and they all cheer for my demise now they always call perfect man when they see me out walking by minding my own business - I get zapped by his laser eyes
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GRL3 - Old Man 00:14
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Get Off My Lawn! 01:20
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hey, llama. you don't scare me you better move along you squashed my two red rose bushes now dammit, get off my lawn hey, llama. I mean it, you you best be moving on you trampled down my mailbox, dammit go! get off my lawn! hey, llama. you don't scare me you better move along you took out my two front headlights and the paperboy named Ron hey, llama. I mean it, you you best be moving on you trampled down my mailbox, dammit go! get off my lawn!
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I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire 02:36
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Fifty-Two Tons of Fun 02:15
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I've got tell you - since I've been away I really don't miss that place from yesterday I've had some time to think it over and now I'm in Tahiti, and much less sober So let that thing tear down the town I'm happier here, in this place I've found and I don't care about the damage done I'm in paradise, having fifty-two tons of fun I miss Philz coffee in the bay but I grow my Kona to caffeinate I've had some time to drink it over and I love it on the island when I'm not hungover So let that thing tear down the town I'm happier here, in this place I've found and I don't care about the damage done I'm in paradise, having fifty-two tons of fun fifty-two tons of fun I'll stay here, 'till the llama's gone fifty-two tons of fun Beachside with the setting sun So let that thing tear down the town I'm happier here, in this place I've found and I don't care about the damage done I'm in paradise, having fifty-two tons of fun
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Shaboop 02:37
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Hey. So, like.. where did everybody go? Tom? ... shit... I need a frappuccino where did that llama go? I'ma sing now... here's a song I am a person, and my name rhymes with mock turtle soup Eww! who eats that? My name is Leslie Shaboop Shaboop! I don't know where I am, and the buildings are all broken and stuff All I have left is this bag of marshmallow fluff marshmallow fluff is like, yummy clouds - but for your mouth People keep screaming from far away somewhere, but I can't see them They're gonna ruin my song! Rude... Shaboop! I used to have a cat, and her name was Biscuit one time I did shrooms and she totally spoke for like, a minute she said I was pessimistic. Rude! Shaboop! I can't believe there's no reception on my phone right now I have like, no bars. I just took a selfie, but I can't send it out Verizon is ruining my day. They're like, so rude... Shaboop! I don't know why I have a can opener in my pocket One time, when I was a kid, I tried to stick it in an electric socket It got all hot and fuzzy, and it bit me. Rude! Shaboop! Shaboop!

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My 2nd NaSoAlMo solo album! I had to scramble to write and record this one in about one week. Hope you like it!

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released November 30, 2018

All songs written and performed by Josh Goodman (except I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire, by the Ink Spots).

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Josh Goodman Sacramento, California

I'm just trying to make as much music as possible, and to be a decent human being. I have a lot of fun making these songs - I hope you enjoy them!

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